Jeremy's Weblog

I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Monday, January 27, 2003

Another Torts limerick, this one about a case the professor mentioned where a woman microwaved her wet dog to dry him off, and then sued when he died because the microwave didn't have a warning about not putting your pets inside:

In the bathtub, our pet doggy floated
With water, his fur was all coated
Our mother is dim
So she microwaved him
And then our poor doggy exploded