Jeremy's Weblog

I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Thursday, May 29, 2003

Five New Slogans and Promotions from the New York City Public Transportation System Marketing Department

1. "No shirt? No shoes? Welcome!"
2. "Contract one disease, get the second one free"
3. "I Can't Believe it's Not Bleeding!"
4. "On the subway, Early in the morning is now Surly in the morning"
5. "Forget the low-fat sandwiches. *Our* subway diet is rats and vermin."