Sean requests a song parody about the Bar exam, and suggests the Beatles' "Drive My Car." This is a little strange, but I think it's sort of funny. Maybe.

"Pass the Bar"

Asked my firm if they'd pay for Bar/Bri
They said that's a hefty fee
We wanna save money, so here's what we'll do
We'll hire a monkey to teach you

Maybe you can pass the bar
Monkey classes are bizarre
Maybe you can pass the bar
Or maybe you'll fail it

I told the firm that I never took torts
And they said they never go to court
I said their answer had nothing to do
With my question, and they said that's true

Maybe you can pass the bar
Monkey classes are bizarre
Maybe you can pass the bar
Or maybe you fail it

Bar bar'm bar bar yeah

Maybe you can pass the bar
Monkey classes are bizarre
Maybe you can pass the bar
Or maybe you fail it

I told the firm that the monkey is smart
It taught me evidence, it drew me a chart
They said that that was quite a relief
Cause they had him writing the firm's big brief

Maybe you can pass the bar
Monkey classes are bizarre
Maybe you can pass the bar
Or maybe you fail it

Bar bar'm bar bar yeah
Bar bar'm bar bar yeah
Bar bar'm bar bar yeah
Bar bar'm bar bar yeah