Top Ten Things It's Not A Good Idea to Do Two Weeks Before Starting Law School

10. Develop allergy to paper.
9. Start medical school.
8. Get arrested.
7. Fall down a well.
6. Contract an incurable disease.
5. Sign up for the Peace Corps.
4. Become addicted to sleeping pills.
3. Re-take the LSAT.
2. Forget how to read.
1. Stop payment on tuition check.