Last night I went out to a Karaoke bar with my section. It was on the Orange line of the Boston T (that's what they call the subway). Someone had told me "never take the Orange line." Now I know why. No, seriously, it was nothing. But clearly this place had never seen educated people before. It was full of middle-aged drunk people with beards (even the women) and plaid shirts. I don't know what that means, I'm just trying to paint a picture here.