A Parody of the disco song "What Is Love" that I wrote for the a capella group which they probably (and justifiably!) won't use:

What is law
Oh baby, don't sue me
Don't sue me no more
Oh, baby don't sue me
Don't sue me no more

What is law
Yeah

Oh, you sued me, in District Court
But I want to have, the case removed to the state
Which law is right, which law is wrong
Gimme a rule

What is law
Oh baby, don't sue me
Don't sue me no more
What is law
Oh baby, don't sue me
Don't sue me no more

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

You win if we, apply state law
But federal law, I will come out on top
We can't decide, the judge don't know
What can we do

What is law
Oh baby, don't sue me
Don't sue me no more
What is law
Oh baby, don't sue me
Don't sue me no more

Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh

What is law, oooh, oooh, oooh
What is law, oooh, oooh, oooh

What is law
Oh baby, don't sue me
Don't sue me no more

Don't sue me
Don't sue me

I read State v. Tyson, Erie v. Tompkins
But I still don't, have a clue
All courts in all places, there must be more cases
But not International Shoe

What is law
Oh baby, don't sue me
Don't sue me no more
What is law
Oh baby, don't sue me
Don't sue me no more (oooh, oooh)

What is law
Oh baby, don't sue me
Don't sue me no more
What is law
Oh baby, don't sue me
Don't sue me no more (oooh, oooh)

What is law?