Jeremy's Weblog

I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Thursday, January 09, 2003

Five Time-Saving Tips for Peak Performance on Timed Take-Home Exams

1. Put your lunch in a blender and suck it up with a straw, freeing your hands to continue typing even while you eat.
2. Spread the pages of your outline on the floor in a single layer of paper, eliminating the time-consuming task of turning pages.
3. Unplug your phone, TV, internet connection, refrigerator, hot water heater, lamp, and hairdryer. No reason to risk a fire during thr exam.
4. Have your parents tell your friends that you're dead so they don't interrupt you during the exam.
5. No need to waste time going to the bathroom! Use a catheter!