To the tune of “Beauty School Dropout” from Grease...

“Study Group Dropout”

Your story’s sad to tell
A law school ne'er do well
Most mixed up law school student of them all

Your future's so unclear now
What's left of your career now
The Law Review will never come to call

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No perfect outlines there for you
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No one to meet with and review
Well you started out excited but the meetings got too long
But now that you’ve quit, the answers on your finals will be wrong

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Now you’ll be lucky with a B
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Seems like you’re asking for a C
When you said you thought that meeting every morning was too much
Then we guessed you wouldn’t be happy when we also meet at lunch

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Don’t come here asking for advice
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You want my outline? Pay the price.
We’ve got perfect model answers for the last eleven years
We’ll be celebrating A’s while you are drowning in your tears

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Guess we misjudged you from the start
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We’ll replace you with someone smart
Should have known because your undergrad was somewhat less – selective
That your study habits would be just a little bit – defective

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Give us back files that we shared
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You’re never gonna be prepared
Though we always seemed polite we hated you from meeting one
If you see us right behind you, trust me, you had better run

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We do not need you
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Our grades’ll exceed you
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We’re back in high school