Jeremy's Weblog

I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Wednesday, February 12, 2003

American Idol was just a bit slow this evening:

"Hadas, Kim, one of you has made it to the top... how many? We'll find out when we get back."

[commercial break]

"Yes, one of you has made it to the top... three. That's right, three. We'll find out who when we come back."

[commercial break]

"Hadas, Kim, one of you has made it to the top three. And America has voted, and they have chosen... to tell you right after this break."

[commercial break]

"Hadas, I'm sorry, but the American people have... done something that we'll find out after this commercial."

[commercial break]

"Hadas, you're not in the top three. But that means... we need to go to break."

[commercial break]

"Kim, you're in the top... how many? Stay tuned to find out."

[commercial break]

etc...