Jeremy's Weblog

I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Thursday, February 27, 2003

Budgetary cutbacks have forced the library to eliminate the following telephone services:

"Library Paper-Stapling Helpline"
"Library Coffee Mug Regulations Helpline"
"Library ID Card Swiping Helpline"
"Library Restroom Flushing Helpline"
"Library Cell Phone Policy Helpline"
"Library Locked-in-my-Carrel Helpline"
"Library I-Think-The-Guy-Sitting-Across-From-Me-Is-Masturbating-Under-The-Table Helpline"