Ten law schools waiting for ABA approval:

1. Baltimore State
2. OJ Simpson's School of Football and Criminal Law
3. West Dakota Law School and Geography ph.D program
4. Your local law school diploma mill: buy one law degree, get the second one half off
5. Barbecue (and Law) Shack
6. Yarvard law school; tuition's only 10 bucks down on Canal Street next to the guy selling "Moakley" sunglasses and "Polex" watches
7. Lawdegreeonline.com
8. Lawng Island Law Skool
9. The site of FOX's new reality series, "I'm a Law Student, Get Me Outta Here"
10. All-you-can-eat lunch buffet, law school, and independent record label