(to the tune of "Me and Julio Down By The Schoolyard")

"Me And The Registrar Down By The Wait List"

I filled out the courses I wanted to get
And I clicked to submit my choices
But then I had a bad dream that I'd made a mistake
And I started hearing frightening voices
Take transactional law
And international law
Constitutional law
Corporational law

See my form was all done with the ones I thought fun
Nothing that was filled with rigor
A history class, and stuff that's graded fail/pass
Not the stuff that makes your job chances bigger
So I'm on my way
I don't know what I'm taking
I'm on my way

I'm changing my classes
I don't know to what
Goodbye to sports law, so long entertainment
Now it's me and the registrar down by the wait list
Me and the registrar down by the wait list
Me and the registrar down by the wait list

In these couple of days the empty slots gone away
And I don't know where there's any space
To grab a tax law that's good, or maybe two if I could
Cause I've got to win the recruiting rat race
Is accounting full?
I don't know what I'm taking
How's litigation look?

A seminar's gotta fit
But I don't know where
Goodbye to food law and negotiation
See me and the registrar down by the wait list
Now it's me and the registrar down by the wait list
Me and the registrar down by the wait list