From an e-mail we just got:

"So are you in need of some highlighters or post-its??? What about a stress ball to help relieve the tension of Reading Period??? Well then come to [firm]'s promotional giveaway in the Hark on Monday, May 5th from 12PM – 3PM - where you can pick up your free study aids and learn more about this great firm."

Are we that pathetic? Are highlighters, post-its, and a stress ball all we need for a firm to buy our love and affection?