Feels like a song parody is overdue.

"L-S-A-T One More Time" (To the tune of Britney Spears' "Hit Me Baby One More Time")

Oh Dean Admissions
How was I supposed to know
That something wasn't right there
Oh E-T-S
I shouldn't have let it go
And now can't cancel scores, yeah
Don't know how: logic reasoning
Tell me Kaplan 'cause I need to know now, oh because

Chorus:
My low result is killing me
I must confess I still believe
I can re-take this and score so high
Top school is mine
L-S-A-T one more time

Oh Law School AdCom
The reason I breathe is you
Listen now I'm pleading
Administrator
There's nothing that I wouldn't do
To get on from the wait list
Show me how you want my grades to be
Recommendations, I'll get more now, oh because

Chorus:
My low result is killing me
I must confess I still believe
I can re-take this and score so high
Top school is mine
L-S-A-T one more time

Oh law school tell me how was I supposed to know
Oh practice test pile, I shouldn't have let you go
I must confess, I skipped one, the logic games
But you know I still believe
That score will be high
And let me get by
L-S-A-T one more time

Chorus:
My low result is killing me
I must confess I still believe
I can re-take this and score so high
Top school is mine
L-S-A-T one more time