Jeremy's Weblog

I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Monday, June 02, 2003

"You know you've been at law school too long when..."

...a 700-page book ("An Unfinished Life," by Robert Dallek -- about JFK -- in case you're curious) seems like easy reading. start saying things like, "while the language bears that out, there's a social utility argument..."'re trying to put together a study group to help you figure out the best strategy for getting a seat on the subway in the early morning commute.

Which reminds me...

Three ways to get a seat on even the most crowded NY subway car:

1. Sneeze on the person sitting where you want to sit.
2. Use a walker.
3. Borrow someone's baby and bring her along.