Jeremy's Weblog

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Thursday, July 31, 2003

Song parody choruses for Simon & Garfunkel hits. Can you guess the songs?

ONE
Are you going to our career fair?
T-shirts, yo-yos, stress balls, and pens
Remember your resume and steal some food
Don't call recruiters 'honey' or 'dude'

TWO
Like a case with a troubled hist'ry
I will Shepardize
Like a case with a troubled hist'ry
I will Shepardize

THREE
And here's to you, Mr. Law Review
Judges love you more than you will know, wo wo wo
God bless you please, Mr. Law Review
Heaven holds a place for those who fix, footnote six
Footnote six

FOUR
Skadden Bound
I wish I was
Skadden Bound
Firm, where my life's escaping
Firm, where there ain't playing
Firm, where my check lies waiting
Large enough for me