From an e-mail advertising the Jewish Law Students Association bagel brunch:

"All drinks and food provided will be kosher."

10 drinks that aren't kosher:

1. Bacon drippings
2. M-3 (V-8's meat-flavored cousin)
3. Lobster Tea
4. Quik(TM) "Beefy Chocolate" flavor milkshake mix
5. The output of ham put through a juicer
6. Horse milk
7. Clam Tang
8. Carbonated chicken 'n cheese
9. Vanilla & Crab Coke
10. Bin Laden's saliva, on the rocks