Jeremy's Weblog

I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Sunday, August 31, 2003

I played ultimate frisbee this afternoon and ultimately got sunburned. Forgot sunscreen. Oops. Hopefully a good night's sleep will do the trick. It's really not that bad, just a little pink around the eyes mostly. Google tells me lotion with aloe should help the healing. After playing, I put some names and facts together and realized that I think one of the people I was playing with writes a weblog I read. I'm sure I'll figure that out for sure sometime soon (especially if he reads mine too, which I think he might).

Here's a song parody.

"Firm, Firm, Firm" (to the tune of "Turn, Turn, Turn" by The Byrds)

In the fall - firm, firm, firm
This is the season - firm, firm, firm
There's a firm for every student who is breathing

A firm for the boy, on law review
A firm for the girl, who likes to sniff glue
A firm for the wand'rer who hasn't a clue
A firm for the one, with a grade-point of 2

In the fall - firm, firm, firm
This is the season - firm, firm, firm
There's a firm for every student who knows Lexis

A firm with good food, a firm on the beach
This firm's a safety but this one's a reach
One firm that soon will say it's bankrupt
But one firm who'll hire all their lawyers

In the fall - firm, firm, firm
This is the season - firm, firm, firm
There's a firm for every student with no jail time

One profits from war, one profits from peace
One from cigarettes, and one from disease
One firm pays less than the others
That firm does not get any students

In the fall - firm, firm, firm
This is the season - firm, firm, firm
There's a firm for every student who's done sleeping

A firm for you, a firm for me
A firm that wil fly you to meet them for free
A firm who will woo you, a firm who will plead
A firm that will promise you you will succeed
A firm that will work you until your eyes bleed