Inspired by the post below, here's a song parody.

"In What Section Are You?" (to the tune of Elton John's "Don't Go Breaking My Heart")

In what section are you?
Oh, you're in section two
It's sad to say but I am not
In the same section as you

In what section are you?
My professors are best
And our scores were highest on
the Law School Admissions Test

Ooh, ooh, Nobody knows it
When they assigned
Which section was mine
Ooh, ooh, Nobody knows it (nobody knows)
The Lord gave to me
The best one to be
Oh, the best section to be

So in what section are you?
Oh, you're in section two
I'm surely glad I'm not you

And we have the Rhodes guy
But you have the Marshall
And they have the guy who founded
A now-it's-bankrupt dot-com

No classes on Fridays
And yours are 7AM
We both have an hour for lunch
At least that's better than them

Ooh, ooh, Nobody knows it
When they assigned
Which section was mine
Ooh, ooh, Nobody knows it (nobody knows)
The Lord gave to me
The best one to be
Oh, the best section to be

So in what section are you?
Oh, you're in section two
I'm surely glad I'm not you

[dance break]

Ooh, ooh, Nobody knows it
When they assigned
Which section was mine
The Lord gave to me
The best one to be
Oh, the best section to be

In which section are you?
In which section are --
In which section are --
In which section are you?