I was on the subway (oops, the metro... no, I mean the T) today and I saw an ad for some vegetarian organization. The ad said "call us to order a vegetarian starter kit." Uh, do they mean seeds?

This could be a great late-night informercial or some cool catalog copy... vegetarian starter kit, only $19.95... and all you get are some tomato seeds. Ha. Maybe I'll call just to see.