"I'll Interview You" (to the tune of the Beatles' song, "I'm Looking Through You")

I'll interview you
And ask you why
You want to work here
And you will try
To give an answer
That's right on track
I'll interview you
And call you back

I'll interview you
Ask why you're here
Ask why you want this
If you're sincere
Ask if you realize
The hours required
I'll interview you
And you'll be hired

I tell you, I
I will not treat you right
I'll have a nasty habit
Of making you work overnight

I'll interview you
The same old way
I'll choose a line on
Your resume
And you'll describe it
And talk some more
I'll interview you
And out the door

I tell you, I
I will not treat you right
I'll have a nasty habit
Of making you work overnight

I'll interview you
And then I'll say
Been nice to meet you
Enjoy your day
I will not call you
I will not write
I'll interview you
And say good night