Just got an e-mail about an annual law school "charity bash," a social event at a bar where the proceeds go to charity. From the e-mail:

Proceeds go to:
"Kick Start for Kidneys"
Finding a Cure For Childhood Kidney Disease

"Kick start for kidneys???" That sounds awfully painful. I don't think kicking kids in the kidneys is going to help them much. Kidneys don't seem like the kind of organ that needs to be "kick-started." What a poor name choice for a charity, in my humble opinion.