I was hoping to piggyback on something someone else has written on his or her weblog today, something I disagreed with and could comment on, or agreed with and could comment on... but nothing. So I have no choice but to resort to more haikus.
HAIKUS ABOUT INTERVIEWS
Did he hear my knock?
It's been almost four minutes
Should I knock again?
Bio on the door
Let me read it carefully
The door opens. Ow.
Here is my transcript
No, don't look at it like that
Should I just leave now?
Not this one again
My thirty-second soundbite
I repeat once more
The hallway's too hot
I don't want to perspire
For once, there's no snow
Do I have questions?
It's not like I had answers
How 'bout I just go?
My resume's creased
That means someone has read it
Or just creased it. Oops.
Glasses or lose them?
A larger sample size and
I could answer that
Don't sit till he does
But what if he never sits?
That is the question
HAIKUS ABOUT INTERVIEWS
Did he hear my knock?
It's been almost four minutes
Should I knock again?
Bio on the door
Let me read it carefully
The door opens. Ow.
Here is my transcript
No, don't look at it like that
Should I just leave now?
Not this one again
My thirty-second soundbite
I repeat once more
The hallway's too hot
I don't want to perspire
For once, there's no snow
Do I have questions?
It's not like I had answers
How 'bout I just go?
My resume's creased
That means someone has read it
Or just creased it. Oops.
Glasses or lose them?
A larger sample size and
I could answer that
Don't sit till he does
But what if he never sits?
That is the question
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