Ten Questions I Have Not Been Asked In Any Interviews (yet)

1. How many toes do you have?
2. Can you do any magic tricks?
3. Are you wearing the same white shirt as you wore yesterday, without washing it in between?
4. What are your turn-ons?
5. Are you interested in our Bosnia office?
6. I'm thinking of a number between one and three hundred. Do you know what it is?
7. Why not dental school?
8. Do you have a scratch-and-sniff version of your resume?
9. Twenty bucks for a callback?
10. Do you need me to call an ambulance?