The Exam Post-Mortem... to the tune of "Do You Hear What I Hear?"

Said the one-L to his one-L friend
Did you get what I got?
On the torts exam, question three
Did you get what I got?

A case, a case
Hidden in the book
With a footnote right on the mark
With a footnote right on the mark

Said the one-L boy to his study group
Did you get what I got?
Question three, part a, study group
Did you get what I got?

A point, a point
Public policy
Why our tort law has come to be
Why our tort law has come to be

Said the study group to the teacher's pet
Did we put what you put?
In your wisdom, you're teacher's pet
Did we put what you put?

A line, a line
Hidden in our notes
When the prof said this stuff was key
That's the point he wanted to see

Said the note to the students ev'rywhere
You will get your grades soon
There's a curve, pray that there's a curve
You will get your grades soon

That case, that case
Should have seen that case
With a footnote right on the mark
With a footnote right on the mark...