Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walking home from our house Christmas Day,
And because her grandson is in law school,
Santa and the elves are gonna pay.
She'd been drinkin' too much egg-nog,
That's a fact we're gonna hide.
Though she forgot her medication,
It's Santa's fault that Grandma almost died.
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
I said we'll get her Santa's workshop,
By next year he'll be living in a shack.
(chorus)
Now we're all so proud of Grampa,
He's the witness that we need,
Although he did not see what happened,
"Why, Santa's sleigh was off at quite a speed!"
It's not Christmas without Grandma,
We're all emotion'lly distressed,
On CNN, we're gathered watching,
As they all search for Santa to arrest.
(chorus)
I hear he's hired Johnnie Cochrane
He's gonna say the sleigh don't fit
But Santa left behind a reindeer
With Comet here, it's harder to acquit
Next year we'll be sitting pretty,
With a lien on Santa's sleigh
We're gonna let him stay in business
But we'll get our toys FIRST on Christmas Day.
Walking home from our house Christmas Day,
And because her grandson is in law school,
Santa and the elves are gonna pay.
She'd been drinkin' too much egg-nog,
That's a fact we're gonna hide.
Though she forgot her medication,
It's Santa's fault that Grandma almost died.
When we found her Christmas morning,
At the scene of the attack,
I said we'll get her Santa's workshop,
By next year he'll be living in a shack.
(chorus)
Now we're all so proud of Grampa,
He's the witness that we need,
Although he did not see what happened,
"Why, Santa's sleigh was off at quite a speed!"
It's not Christmas without Grandma,
We're all emotion'lly distressed,
On CNN, we're gathered watching,
As they all search for Santa to arrest.
(chorus)
I hear he's hired Johnnie Cochrane
He's gonna say the sleigh don't fit
But Santa left behind a reindeer
With Comet here, it's harder to acquit
Next year we'll be sitting pretty,
With a lien on Santa's sleigh
We're gonna let him stay in business
But we'll get our toys FIRST on Christmas Day.
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