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I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Tuesday, December 23, 2003

Holiday Gift Ideas for Your Law Professors
(that you can buy on the Internet)

Professor Civil Procedure
>"Class Action" (Movie, 1990, $4.99 used on VHS). Click here.
> Antique Ruler (for all those rules) ($27.00) Click here.
> Miniature lighted county courthouse ($43). Click here.

Professor Criminal Law
> Original 1962 Model Penal Code ($40) and a selection of commentaries (recently discounted -- really). Click here.
> Coin-operated electric chair. Click here to buy.Or here for more info.
> A gun. Click here.

Professor Constitutional Law
> Supreme Court Paper Dolls ($23.99) Click here.
>"Music to Download Pornography" ($13.99) Click here.
> Constitution Poster (13.60 Euros) Click here.

Professor Torts
> Body armor (to avoid injury) ($350 and up) Click here.
> Or, a helmet ($65 and up) Click here.
> Empire Torte ($44.99 small, $69.99 large) Click here.

Professor Contracts
>"Got Chickens?" mug (recall the Frigaliment case about what is a chicken) ($6.95) Click here.
> UCC T-shirt (10 Euros) Click here.
>"Mere Puff" (recall: ...when is someone not held to a promise? when it's mere puff...) ($24.95) Click here.