If you liked the 2300-word version of my Fake Law School Events Newsletter two weeks ago, you'll love the 700-word best-of version here in today's law school newspaper. Actually, you probably won't, since you've already read it all. But in case you didn't, because it was too long, now there's a version perfect for you and your short attention span. Good luck with your 1000-page casebooks if you couldn't even wade through 5 pages of phony newsletter. :)