To the tune of "Locomotion"

Everybody's livin' by a brand new law now,
(Come on baby, read the Constitution)
The top of the preamble down to Article 4 now,
(Come on baby, read the Constitution)
My little baby sister knows there's freedom of speech
My little brother knows the way the House can impeach
So come on, come on, read the Constitution with me.

You gotta trust them states now
Come on baby, appoint, elect
The founding fathers were correct

Regulating commerce, oh it's so much fun now
(Come on baby, read the Constitution)
Spending power, taxing power, either one now
(Come on baby, read the Constitution)
Rights are fundamental under many a clause
We have a right to privacy but no one's found a cause
So come on, come on, read the Constitution with me.