If your casebook could sing... a song parody to the tune of Bonnie Raitt's "I Can't Make You Love Me"

"I Can't Make You Read Me"

Sit at your desk
Turn on the light
Shut off the music
This is the night

No solitaire
Don't check your mail
Just look at my I's
Or you're gonna fail
You're gonna fail...

Oh I can't make you read me
If you won't
I can't make you focus
If your brain don't
I may be dry
I may be boring
If you look at the page
You may soon be snoring
But try
Won't you try
Cause I can't make you read me
if you won't

Fine, skip the case
Then you won't see
The law that's applied
In the pages of me

Morning will come
And you'll go to class
The teacher will call on you
You'll have to pass
Oh you'll have to pass

Oh I can't make you read me
If you won't
I can't make you focus
If your brain don't
I may be dry
I may be boring
If you look at the page
You may soon be snoring
But try
Won't you try
Cause I can't make you read me
if you won't