This lawyer has a funny post on his weblog (January 6, "The Milk Post") about how being a well-paid lawyer means he can buy expensive and delicious milk. I think this pretty much says it all about these big law firms:

I have become a junkie of that gourmet milk they sell in Citarella... It's a whopping $4.99 for a quart. But it is liquid heaven.

This, my friends, is why people never leave law firms. The lifestyle sucks, but you get used to that [] expensive milk that tastes like a milkshake. Damn these golden handcuffs!

The brackets in the second paragraph are replacing a bad word. Lawyers are allowed to use bad words that law students aren't.