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Friday, January 16, 2004

Two 1Ls on Instant Messenger About To Find Out Their Grades

ILuvCivPro: i'm holding it in my hand
ErieLady: eeeew
ILuvCivPro: no not that. my grades.
ErieLady: they came????????
ILuvCivPro: in the mailboxes. go check. ill wait.
ErieLady: ok. dont open it. wait for me.
ILuvCivPro: ok
ILuvCivPro: you back yet?
ILuvCivPro: you there?
ILuvCivPro: i'm getting anxious
ILuvCivPro: you there??????
ErieLady: ok i'm back
ILuvCivPro: what took so long?
ErieLady: cute boy
ILuvCivPro: who?
ErieLady: that guy in contracts with the outline
ILuvCivPro: oh hes awesome
ErieLady: he showed me his briefs. not those briefs though.
ILuvCivPro: i bet he wears boxers anyway.
ErieLady: probably.
ILuvCivPro: so did you get your envelope?
ErieLady: yes
ILuvCivPro: i havent been this nervous since i was on panel
ErieLady: and you peed in your pants
ILuvCivPro: yes dont remind me
ErieLady: ok you ready to open these envelopes?????
ILuvCivPro: and find out the fate for the rest of our lives.......
ErieLady: i dont want to end up at the bottom of the class
ILuvCivPro: i dont want to have to transfer to cooley
ErieLady: i dont want to have to face cute contracts boy and tell him i wont be on law review
ILuvCivPro: if i get nothing lower than a B+ im going to take off all my clothes and run around the campus
ErieLady: if i get anything lower than a B im going to hurl myself off the roof
ErieLady: just kidding. but i wont leave my room for a week and ill cry until my eyes fall out
ILuvCivPro: your eyes wont fall out
ErieLady: they will if i make them
ILuvCivPro: ok
ErieLady: i prayed to god this morning and said if i do well i will never play solitaire again
ILuvCivPro: you were lying
ErieLady: but god doesnt know that
ILuvCivPro: i told god if i do well i wont be a slut anymore
ErieLady: oh. thats harder than what i promised
ILuvCivPro: shut up
ErieLady: ok
ILuvCivPro: you ready to do this?
ErieLady: on the count of three
ILuvCivPro: one
ErieLady: two
ILuvCivPro: NO
ILuvCivPro: IM NOT READY
ILuvCivPro: I NEED TO PEE
ErieLady: ok
ErieLady: you done yet?????
ErieLady: YOU DONE YET????
ErieLady: ARE YOU DONE YET??????????
ErieLady: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAARE YOOOOOOOOOOOOU?????????????????
ErieLady: I HATE YOU AND I HOPE YOU DIE!@#$%^&*(!
ILuvCivPro: im back
ErieLady:ok
ILuvCivPro: i was only gone 30 seconds whats your problem
ErieLady: im just nervous
ErieLady: and i forgot my pills this morning
ILuvCivPro: oh that explains it
ErieLady: yeah
ILuvCivPro: you should take them
ErieLady: but they make me itch
ILuvCivPro: oh
ErieLady: ok are you ready now
ILuvCivPro: yes
ErieLady: ok one
ILuvCivPro: two
ErieLady: three
ILuvCivPro: four
ErieLady: no we were going to open at three
ErieLady: i already opened
ErieLady: i think i am going to vomit on my floor
ILuvCivPro: what? what will you vomit? youre anorexic
ErieLady: its just an expression
ILuvCivPro: oh
ErieLady: SO OPEN YOURS ALREADY
ILuvCivPro: ok
ErieLady: and?
ErieLady: and?
ErieLady: and????
ErieLady: AND????????
ErieLady: AND??????????????
ErieLady: AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND AND????????
ErieLady: I AM GOING TO KILL YOUR MOTHER WITH MY BARE HANDS
ILuvCivPro: ok i opened it
ErieLady: and?
ILuvCivPro: i did ok
ErieLady: what does that mean
ILuvCivPro: id rather not talk about it
ErieLady: what does that mean
ILuvCivPro: it means id rather not say what i got
ErieLady: what??????
ILuvCivPro: im just kidding :)
ILuvCivPro: i got an A- in contracts
ILuvCivPro: B+ in civ pro
ILuvCivPro: B- in property
ErieLady: thats awesome you are a rock star i hate you and i hope you die
ErieLady: kidding
ILuvCivPro: what did you get
ErieLady: A- in property
ErieLady: B+ in contracts
ErieLady: B- in civ pro
ILuvCivPro: crap you did so well im so jealous
ErieLady: i know im sorry
ErieLady: when i make law review i will still be your friend
ErieLady: but only when no one from law review is around
ILuvCivPro: thanks
ILuvCivPro: i know i can always count on u
ILuvCivPro: u are my best friend and i dont know how i would have survived first semester without u
ErieLady: same here
ErieLady: i luv u
ILuvCivPro: oh. i luv civ pro.
ErieLady: yeah. me 2
ErieLady: im going to go call my mom now and tell her how i did
ILuvCivPro: im going to eat a gallon of cookie dough
ErieLady: ok talk to u later
ILuvCivPro: bye
ErieLady: bye