We Have Too Many Holidays / OR / We Have Too Many Caucuses

The Iowa Caucus falls on Martin Luther King Day.
The Michigan and Washington Caucuses fall on Tu B'Shvat, the Jewish Tree Holiday.
The Maine Caucus falls on Boy Scout Day.
The Utah Primary falls on Mardi Gras.
The Alaska and Wyoming Caucuses fall on the First Day of Spring.
The Indiana and North Carolina Primaries fall on National Teacher Day.
The Wyoming Caucus falls on Armed Forces Day.
The General Election falls on Election Day.