Early Exit Polls From Today's Primary States

South Carolina
Edwards -- 44%
Kerry -- 30%
Sharpton -- 10%

Oklahoma
Edwards -- 31
Kerry -- 29
Clark -- 28

Neverland Ranch
Youngest Lawrence Brother -- 31
Youngest Culkin Brother -- 22
Aaron Carter -- 19

"Shady Tombstones" Retirement Village
Franklin D. Roosevelt -- 27
Charlemagne -- 19
Adam and/or Eve -- 10

Mrs. Johnson's Kindergarten Class
Big Bird -- 41
The Janitor -- 13
Red Crayon -- 11
Mrs. Johnson -- 4
(said Mrs. Johnson when seeing the results: "It's a three-way tie for second!")

(first two courtesy of here. The others courtesy of no one but me)