Gosh. Alice at a mad tea party posted the text of an e-mail exchange between Skadden employees she says is being forwarded around. You've really got to read this for yourself, but basically it's a lawyer who's being denied meal reimbursement for a meal he ate while working on Christmas Day because it was out of the approved 10-block radius, because all of the restaurants he checked within the 10-block radius were closed. Excuse me while I cry now.