Jeremy's Weblog

I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Wednesday, February 18, 2004

Letterman last night said that Howard Dean said he'll go back to being a doctor should he lose his bid for the nomination. Letterman asked whether anyone would really want to be his first patient. But so much further the joke could have gone. I really wouldn't want to be Howard Dean's patient: "First I'm going to look in your nose; then I'm gonna look in your ears; then I'm gonna look down your throat; and then I'm gonna **stick this tube all the way into your colon**. Yeaaaaaaaagh!" Or at least that's how I would have written the joke.