Jeremy's Weblog

I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Monday, February 09, 2004

A reader e-mailed a suggestion for a parody song about The Jacksons (Michael, Janet, etc) to the tune of "The Addams Family" -- so here goes:

The Jacksons' troubles started
When Michael's "friend" was carded
Now Michael's broken-hearted
The Jackson family.

When Janet sang with Justin
Her outfit came unbustin'
The world thought it disgustin'
The Jackson family.

Who's next? Perhaps Latoya
Or Mike and one more boy-a
Will Janet's breast destroy her?
The Jackson family.