Jeremy's Weblog

I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Wednesday, March 31, 2004

From the hypothetical "World's Worst Automated Telephone System" :

Press "1" for Accounts Receivable
Press "2" for Recent Transactions
Press "3" for Investor Information
and Press "10" for Inventory Tracking