The Office of Public Interest Advising just sent out a job listing for a summer position in Newark, NJ that ends with the line, "For those unfamiliar with Newark, it is located 7 miles from Manhattan and is only a 15 minute train ride away." How about this: "For those unfamiliar with Newark, you probably want to stay that way." My description is probably more accurate. Sorry, Newark.

Also: courtesy of Scheherazade, check out Weight Watchers recipe cards from 1974. It sounds uncompelling, but it's really, really funny. Laugh out loud even though there's no one else here funny.