Jeremy's Weblog

I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Monday, May 03, 2004

"That's What Codes Are For" to the tune of "That's What Friends Are For"

And I never thought I'd feel this way
And as far as I'm concerned
I'm glad I got the chance to say
That I do believe I love you

Thought I studied for the test enough
But my mind keeps going blank
And you're the first place that I go
Every time I can't remember

Your index, your contents
Knowing that the law will be in you, for sure
That's what codes are for
No questions, no dicta
The casebook's useful but I like you more
That's what codes are for

Well I came in hating you
But in the final, you come through
Even though I'm gonna sell you

Oh and then for the issues that I spot
Though my arguments are weak
At least the law I know I've got
Thanks to you I'll pass, though barely

Your index, your contents
Knowing that the law will be in you, for sure
That's what codes are for
No questions, no dicta
The casebook's useful but I like you more
That's what codes are for