Someone found this site by searching on Google for "Ryan Seacrest internships." Sorry. None here. And not sure really what you want to do for Ryan Seacrest. Style his hair?

I wrote the other day before our trip to the Culinary Institute as a summer associate event, but didn't say anything about it afterwards, mostly because the food wasn't that good, and I didn't really think about it. But I've had a request for more about it, so I'll see what I can do. Notes on the culinary institute:

(1) They gave out paper chef's hats. On the way out, I noticed they sell the hats. These hats should maybe sell for $2. Maybe. They sell them for $15. Crazy people, these culinary institute people.

(2) So they served us some appetizers, and then ushered us into some rooms where we were split up to prepare dinner. I ended up having to squirt pesto from a tube into a hole they made inside raw chicken breasts. This is as foul (I mean fowl) as it sounds. Other people got to put strawberries in a blender. How I ended up with my job is just the luck of the draw.

(3) The meal took a long, long time and wasn't particularly good. The event was ok fun, not great fun, but ok fun. I wouldn't hire someone from the culinary institute if I was opening a restaurant though. Sorry.