Jeremy's Weblog

I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Monday, June 07, 2004

We had a breakfast event this morning, and there was a pretty substantive buffet breakfast. One of the items on the line were miniature bagels, on a platter with some smoked salmon. So I took a bagel, and a piece of salmon. And I get to the table, and I open the bagel. And it was pre-cream-cheesed. They had already put cream cheese on the bagels. Astonishing. This is how good they treat us. They put cream cheese on our bagels for us. Amazing. (Is that what paralegals do?)