Jeremy's Weblog

I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Saturday, July 31, 2004

Fifteen Summer Associate Events On The Original Draft Schedule That Were Vetoed By The Hiring Committee

1. Skydiving
2. Extreme Paintball
3. Pin The Tail on the Paralegal
4. Document Review Night
5. An Evening At The Coroner's
6. Get Drunk and Spew
7. Triathlon
8. Meet Some Criminals
9. Pimp-and-Ho Costume Party
10A. Date-Rape-Drug Night
10B. Morning-After-Pill Breakfast
10C. Abortion Lunch
11. Tell The Partners How You Really Feel
12. Cocaine Brunch
13. Other-Firm-Recruiting-Materials Bonfire
14. Work Through Dinner
15. Sacrifice-One-Of-Your-Own Night