Inspired by "The Twelve Days of Christmas," I've had nine weeks of my summer job so far, and...
 
On the first week of summer, my law firm gave to me
A laminated picture ID
 
On the second week of summer, my law firm gave to me
Two research passwords
And a laminated picture ID
 
On the third week of summer, my law firm gave to me
Three briefs to xerox
Two research passwords
And a laminated picture ID
 
On the fourth week of summer, my law firm gave to me
Four day-long lunches
Three briefs to xerox
Two research passwords
And a laminated picture ID
 
On the fifth week of summer, my law firm gave to me
Five days of pay!
Four day-long lunches
Three briefs to xerox
Two research passwords
And a laminated picture ID
 
On the sixth week of summer, my law firm gave to me
Six hours of training
Five days of pay!
Four day-long lunches
Three briefs to xerox
Two research passwords
And a laminated picture ID
 
On the seventh week of summer, my law firm gave to me 
Seven boxes of documents
Six hours of training
Five days of pay!
Four day-long lunches
Three briefs to xerox
Two research passwords
And a laminated picture ID
 
On the eighth week of summer, my law firm gave to me
Eight summer associate events
Seven boxes of documents
Six hours of training
Five days of pay!
Four day-long lunches
Three briefs to xerox
Two research passwords
And a laminated picture ID
 
On the ninth week of summer, my law firm gave to me
Nine hour meetings
Eight summer associate events
Seven boxes of documents
Six hours of training
Five days of pay!
Four day-long lunches
Three briefs to xerox
Two research passwords
And a laminated picture ID