9 Summer Associate Gift Ideas for your Secretary

1. New staple remover
2. 9mm
3. The firm-monogrammed beach towel that we got last month
4. $6 lunch. As compared with our $60 lunches, because that seems about appropriate.
5. A giftwrapped stack of interoffice mail envelopes
6. The $5 Amazon gift certificate I got for winning a Lexis contest a few weeks ago
7. Golden handcuffs
8. A subpoena
9. 50 Lexis points -- free!