Jeremy's Weblog

I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Tuesday, August 03, 2004

Five summer associate assignments to avoid, based on the first fifteen words or less:

1. "See this big stack of papers here? I need you to..."
2. "So, a lot of other people have looked at this, but..."
3. "What do you know about the latest revision to..."
4. "This may seem a bit tedious, and I apologize for assigning it..."
5. "Has anyone ever shoved a sharp metal rod..."