Jeremy's Weblog

I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Monday, August 02, 2004

Two random things before I go to sleep:

>>At my imaginary theme park, instead of "Guess Your Weight" they would have "Guess Your IQ." They'd ask you a few questions, pick a number, and then have you take an IQ test to see if they were right. Maybe this is why my imaginary theme park would go bankrupt.

>>A poem, based on lunch today:

4 scallops
31 dollars
4 scallops
And a mound of vegetables
Peas, Carrots, Corn
Undercooked corn
In a green sauce
Maybe more vegetables
Maybe not
4 scallops
31 dollars
4 scallops
Too much salt