Jeremy's Weblog

I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Borrowing a page from Jeff Foxworthy:

"You Know You're a Gunner If..."

>>The professor knows your name better than the case names.
>>Your arm is tired.
>>You lose your voice after each class.
>>You don't think anyone in your class is a gunner (hint: it's you).
>>You have no friends.
>>People audibly sigh when you raise your hand.
>>You look forward to going class because you have so much to say.
>>You think the professor is your friend, and class is a normal conversation between the two of you, without regard for the fifty other students in the room.

>>These aren't that funny. Sorry. I'll try harder next time.