Jeremy's Weblog

I recently graduated from Harvard Law School. This is my weblog. It tries to be funny. E-mail me if you like it. For an index of what's lurking in the archives, sorted by category, click here.

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

An e-mail we just got:

The Harvard University Police Department is forwarding this alert from the Lesley University Police:

Last evening a Lesley commuting student reported she was indecently groped (unwanted touching) by an unknown male at approximately 6 p.m....

Obviously I don't want to make fun of groping. But is the parenthetical definition implying that Lesley University students don't know what "groped" means???