Eight last-minute rejected artifacts for the Clinton Presidential Library:

1. Collection of Big Mac wrappers from the President's eight years in office
2. Original copy of universal health care proposal
3. "I was impeached by the Congress and all I got was this lousy t-shirt" t-shirt
4. Love notes to Monica Lewinsky
5. Love notes to Madeleine Albright
6. Love notes from Al Gore
7. Graph: budget surplus vs. cholesterol surplus
8. The cigar